umbr3ll40wl:

Wonder if I gave an oreo to the big bad wolf.. How would the story go? Would he still go huff and puff, or would he bring those pigs cool stuff, to decorate the deck he helped them build. Would they not get killed?

Wonder if I gave an Oreo to a vampire in a creepy show. Would he not act so undead. Would he thirst for milk instead. I’ve just got this feeling that it might work out alright.

‘Cause creme does wondrous things inside a chocolate sandwich dream.

If I gave them to great white sharks, would they share them with baby seals. Would they call up a giant squid, for a friendly meal.

Wonder if I gave an oreo.
Wonder if I gave an oreo.

What if I gave an oreo to you!

umbr3ll40wl:

Wonder if I gave an oreo to the big bad wolf.. How would the story go? Would he still go huff and puff, or would he bring those pigs cool stuff, to decorate the deck he helped them build. Would they not get killed?

Wonder if I gave an Oreo to a vampire in a creepy show. Would he not act so undead. Would he thirst for milk instead. I’ve just got this feeling that it might work out alright.

‘Cause creme does wondrous things inside a chocolate sandwich dream.

If I gave them to great white sharks, would they share them with baby seals. Would they call up a giant squid, for a friendly meal.

Wonder if I gave an oreo.

Wonder if I gave an oreo.

What if I gave an oreo to you!

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Reblogged from Lilyn!
Reblogged from Lilyn!
projectintuitive:

YES! 3 massive episodes in spring. Best characters back, what’s not to love

projectintuitive:

YES! 3 massive episodes in spring. Best characters back, what’s not to love

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my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

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humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

wake-up-on-your-own:

justasmallbloginabigklainefandom:

dontcallmepeasant:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:


wanderingquill:


These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 


I enjoy this post WAY too much







A+ gif usage

that gif makes something good into perfection

Just some dutch television (it has english subs)

gotta love the netherlands

wake-up-on-your-own:

justasmallbloginabigklainefandom:

dontcallmepeasant:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

image

A+ gif usage

that gif makes something good into perfection

Just some dutch television (it has english subs)

gotta love the netherlands

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Just a few features of my anxiety

  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
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hands

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vivisroom:

russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr